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SNAKESPEARE

• NUDE SNAKE: As we clashed, didst thou not wrest that first bullet from its chamber with thine own hands, my green assailant? The throes of battle rarely allow for such unpracticed experiment. S'wounds, fortune smiled upon thee when thy weapon did not seize up. Dost the armament in thy paw truly suit thy wily temperament, battle-cat? For I see thy foreleg bend to absorb the bullet's strengths, a flourish rather befitting the spin-chambered firearms now obscur'd in history.
• OCELOT: Fie! Thou American lout!
• NUDE SNAKE: For all thy brazenry, thy skills deserve praise, young cat. Thou art truly skilled.
• OCELOT: Truly skilled...